Classic Dilbert – Flawed Logic

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This one made me laugh out loud.

Always amazes me how relevant Dilbert can be.

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Difference between a Task, Goal, Project, and Mission

Implementing the Middle Way Method | DIY Planner.

Found this nugget on the difference between Tasks, Goals, Projects and Mission (statement) buried in the comments:

  • Task – find a panda
  • Goal – find a panda and hug it
  • Project – Complete the Hug a Panda Project (Get lots of people involved in a systemic approach to hug pandas – comments ‘me’)
  • Mission – To be a happier, more rounded and claw-scratched panda hugger”

That sums them all up pretty nicely.

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Cable Management – Fail

job fails - We Dont Need No Stinkin Cable Management!

Thought this was funny, though it reminds me of the back of my TV.

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Sharepoint Data View Drop Downs

So today’s exciting task was to find a way to poll our ERP System and grab the open work orders to be used as a picklist in a dropdown in Sharepoint. I also had to extract the valid labor centers and use them in an additional picklist.

Sounds easy enough for people used to doing mash ups, but alas, I am not used to doing them.
So after a few hours and a tech support call to Microsoft’s Sharepoint Designer HOTLINE (Sorry the word HOTLINE next to SharePoint Designer seems funny to me) I’ve got the skinny on how to perform such a riveting task ;)

PREREQUISITES
  • First setup every last one of your Column Data fields. Measure twice, cut once as they say in the construction world
  • Order all your Column Data fields appropriately. The same order you want them to show up on the the NewForm.aspx page.
  • Open Up SharePoint Designer 2007, and open up your SharePoint site.
  • Go to the Toolbox and open your ‘Data Source Library’
  • Click ‘Create New Data Source’ under ‘Database Connections’
  • Create your connection and query to the database following the wizard
  • Create a copy of the NewForm.aspx form and rename it something wittly like NewForm1.aspx
  • Double click on the Page to open it.
  • Click on the existing web part and change the value between the (IsVisible)(/IsVisible) tags from True to False
  • Make sure the preview window is the active window, and click the right arrow key to advance ever so slightly.
  • Insert->SharePoint Controls->Custom List Form

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Extract Data from a Symantec Q&A Database for * possibly * free

I work for a medium size manufacturing company in upstate New York. We are trying to centralize/modernize our systems that used to exist as ‘information silos’. One of these systems we use is a DOS based Database system known as ‘Symantec Questions and Answers’ or ‘Q&A’.

They used Q&A to create separate information stores about customers, machines we have built and shipped, Technical Service/Field Service calls, etc. I am evaluating each database they currently have and seeing if:

  • The information is already collected and we just need to do some database/report magic to extract the info.
  • By altering a business process, our ERP system, CRM System, or Microsoft SharePoint becomes a better fit for the information they wish to collect.

That lead me to yesterdays quest * attempting * to find some helpful information on how to extract data and field definitions from ‘Symantec Questions and Answers’ or ‘Q&A’ in order to import the information into an access database so that I could first clean it up, and later import into the SharePoint Call Center template.

My quest seemed extremely unfruitful yielding no direct instructions, save a few ‘costly’ consulting services who, for the right price, would do it for me. But alas, I am the type of person who wants to the ‘how’ to do it, and I don’t mind getting my hands dirty in the process.

Since I had such a hard time finding this information freely on the internet, once I finally figured it out (my wife knows all about my inability to ‘let it go’), I was inspired to join the 21st century, create a blog and share with you my experience.

Below are the steps I tool to get the data out. Looking back it seems so easy, yet in the middle of the process it seems confusing. You may have to change certain variables in the formulae to achieve the desired results. You take full responsibility for your actions should you decide to follow my advice.

Phase 1 – Emotional Preparation

  1. Get over the fact that you are a stubborn German man, and cannot export to a .csv file to achieve the results you want. This step is paramount, do not overlook this step.
  2. Accept the fact that you have to export the Q&A database into a temporary Paradox database.
  3. Brace yourself for the ramifications of bothering the sales quoting staff for 5 minutes so you can start the process.

Phase 2 – Get to Work

  1. Through VNC remote into the sales staff’s desktop before she returns from lunch and fire up Q&A in Windowed mode so you can tell WTH you are doing.
  2. Through Q&A export the data to a file. Choose Paradox
  3. Name the file 8 characters or less with .db at the end – Q&A is a DOS based lifeform.
  4. Make a copy of the export file so you always have a source file to open.
  5. Open Microsoft Access 2007 (if you have it)
  6. Create a new database
  7. Go to the ‘External Data’ section of the Ribbon
  8. Go to More -> Paradox File
  9. Select ‘Import Source Data…’ and browse to the location of your copy of the data.db file you created
  10. A table is now created with the name of your source file
  11. If you go to Home->View->Design View you can see the field names/definitions
  12. Now your data is in Access 2007 and you can clean it up and export it to any format you wish.

To quote the company computer Guy, "That wasn’t so hard…"

  • I used Gadwin Software’s Gadwin PrintScreen free edition to create my limited screen shots.
  • If you find this post helpful, please leave comments below.
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Does E-mail help or diminish productivity

I am starting to see that e-mail may cause just as many interruptions to productivity to unapproved data stores (excel spreadsheets, silo databases, etc.)

I was reading an article that offered the following insight

“However, Basex proposed several steps to mitigate information overload. With e-mail as the biggest offender, Basex said users can save time by not e-mailing someone, and then following up with a phone call or an instant message two seconds later [Or, walk to your office 4 seconds later and ask “did you get my e-mail”] (a no-brainer perhaps, but a trap many of us fall into).

Basex also said users must not combine multiple topics or requests in a single e-mail; make sure the subject clearly reflects the topic and urgency of the message; read their e-mails before sending to make sure they make sense; and will not hit reply-all unless necessary or [not] reply with one-word e-mails such as "thanks."

This Dilbert comic seems to offer a similar conclusion.

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Another company I’ve been looking at called ActionMethod offers similar insight:

Email can kill productivity, because the actions you must take get buried in regular communication. Tasks should have an ecosystem of their own.

It suffices to say that the issue warrants a deeper study which should result in proper workplace policy for the use of e-mail and collaborative tools (SharePoint, etc.).

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Sunday Set list 8/8/2010

Corinth Community of Churches Riverside Worship

Set 1

  • Today is the Day
  • Holy is the Lord
  • Hosanna

Set 2

  • Mighty to Save
  • Open the Eyes of My Heart
  • Forever

Set 3

  • Offering
  • Amazing Grace / My Chains are Gone
  • Blessed Be Your Name

Set 4

  • God You Reign
  • Glory to God Forever
  • Everlasting God

Due to some last minute changes, I had the opportunity to share my testimony between the first and second worship set. Although moderately nerve-wracking, to be able give my testimony during an event such as this morning was a gift from God.

Hopefully I was able to share my testimony in such a way that those who came were blessed.  We all need to realize that No matter where we find ourselves in life, God is for us and desires to strip us of our shame in order to have a relationship with us.

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True Intimacy – Eoghan Heaslip

I just recently re-stumbled across this song in my collection. This is one of my wife’s favorites. At the time she loved it, I didn’t really “get it”.

Being a little further in life, and having gone through a few trials and tribulations within the church walls and without, I get it.

No matter what happens, I just want to have a pure relationship with Jesus Christ. He will be with me through every step of the journey. I need His strength and wisdom to navigate while I am on “the journey”.

Verse:

With all of my heart I hunger for You

All I want and all I seek is    true intimacy

With all of my heart I hunger for You

All I want and all I seek is    true intimacy with You

Chorus:

Here I stand waiting Lord

Touch me now like never before

Let me change and be transformed

True intimacy is what I’m longing for (repeat)

Coda:

Intimacy is the longing

Of my heart Lord, of this heart (repeat)

You can pick up the song on Amazon here (not an affiliate link)

In the comments below, please let me know if the song spoke to you.

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Wut!?!? of the Week #1

Have you ever stumbled upon a video online that was just so deliciously strange yet wonderful? Something that you just had to share with the rest of the world even though you didn’t even fully grasp it’s strangeness?

Over the next weeks I am going to do my best to present the 1 video of the week that has stood apart from the rest and caused me to exclaim “Wut!?!?”

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Worship Team – Required Reading

I’m currently trying to put together a list of required reading items for our worship team.

So far I have the following title that applies to all members

For those who operate in a capacity that more directly defines the direction of the ministry (Worship Leaders, Songwriters, etc.)

I’m considering the following titles as well

Do you have required reading for your team members? Can you recommend any that should be read?

If you would, let me know in the comments below. And thanks in advance for contributing!

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